Why did the chicken cross the road?
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The ends of crossing the road justify whatever motive there was.
It doesn’t matter; the chicken’s actions have no meaning except to him.
It wasn’t me. I wasn’t chasing the chicken. There was no inappropriate relationship between me and the chicken.
Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
The chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will.
Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.
It was a historical inevitability.
Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
To die. In the rain.
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